On My Way to Phoenix
(Sufjan Stevens - Chicago)


In university I knew this girl who told me she loved the taste of cum. She also said that if she could, she'd collect it in a jar and dip her fries in them. After I puked a little in my mouth, I had a good laugh about it. And no, I did not date her.

I wonder if this is how they came up with the saying, "The juice is worth the squeeze."